Photo: Instagram screengrab/ @the_ultimate_toilet_rater

Singapore – “I pee a lot, so I might as well rate the toilets,” says the bio of @the_ultimate_toilet_rater, your trusty critic of Singapore’s toilets.

The Instagram account of “sg toilet rater” is an informative source for those who take their business very seriously.

The island-nation may have the reputation of having spotless public restrooms, but locals know that there are some that are not flaunt-worthy.

Introducing, @the_ultimate_toilet_rater’s ranking of the toilets in Singapore from worst to best.

SMRT toilet (no ranking available)

The caption reads, “smrt toilet circa 2016 when I tried to move the cover with my foot and it broke apart.”

What good is a broken toilet?

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smrt toilet circa 2016 when i tried to move the cover with my foot and it br0ke apart

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Jan 5, 2019 at 2:16am PST

Sea Aquarium Toilet (3/10 stars)

A decent looking toilet based on the picture but the critic noted that it was smelly, with pee stains on the floor and even vandalism.

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sea aquarium toilet 3/10 – smelly – pee stains on floor – someone scribbled fuck on the window

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Jan 19, 2019 at 12:12am PST

Downtown East (7/10 stars)

You know the standards of @the_ultimate_toilet_rater is high when a downtown east toilet that is newly renovated only gets 7/10 stars.

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downtown east newly renovated. very clean, slight stain. 7/10

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Jan 5, 2019 at 10:48pm PST

Takashimaya (8/10)

“It’s all about the experience,” they always say. This Takashimaya toilet was ranked quite high even though it had some discarded tissue paper that didn’t make it to the bin.

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just had a great p00p session at Takashimaya toilet, so even tho the toilet was like meh – the session i had with it was great so plus 2 point 8/10

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Apr 29, 2019 at 1:44am PDT

Jewel Changi Airport (11/10 stars)

This Jewel Changi Airport passed with flying colours. “Smells like Hong Kong, clean like Japan; what more can you ask for?” said the caption.

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I AM BACK and with a BANG!!! Changi Airport JEWEL opening toilet viewing party. smells like hong kong, clean like japan what more can u ask for 11/10

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Apr 13, 2019 at 7:27pm PDT

111 Somerset (20/10 stars)

Coming in first place was this toilet with marble everything. One can practically live in this 111 Somerset toilet.

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omg actually found a toilet better than JEWEL ilu 20/10

A post shared by sg toilet rater (@the_ultimate_toilet_rater) on Apr 29, 2019 at 3:32am PDT