Contrary to popular belief, you CAN actually be too much of a Tom Hiddleston fan.

Where’s the line?

Probably masturbating during a live performance of his broadway show Betrayal.

After the September 11 performance of the Pinter play, theater-goer TKTSVET posted his experience on the online forum Talkin’ Broadway.

He set the scene:

“I’ve seen hundreds and hundreds of Broadway plays over the past 55 years, with many strange occurrences — heart attacks, actors being knocked unconscious, scenery crashing on stage, drunk audience members, audience members eating an entire fried chicken meal center orchestra, drunks, loud snorers, a fistfight or two, etc. — but this left me speechless.”

“My friend and I were in Row B, seats 1-3 in the Jacobs. there were two seats in front of us, both occupied, and two seats to the left of us — only the one next to my companion was occupied, by a young woman in her early thirties, who was very well dressed and coiffed. We thought the strangest thing that was going to happen was a cell phone going off in the first four seconds of the show, but no.”

That’s when things took a turn for the worse…

“Betrayal is a very quiet play, with silent moments throughout, and for the most part the audience was very quiet as well (no further cell phone disruptions). We both started noticing that every time Tom Hiddleston said something provocative, our row mate would let out a large laugh, somewhat out of cadence with the rest of the audience.”