Put your downtime to good use by crocheting Joe Exotic — complete with tiny tiger cub

Listen, we’re not minimizing the fact that things in the world are feeling very bleak right now. They suck. They’re sucky. And worrying about the coronavirus is a constant time suck. So, yeah, just a lot of general suckiness going around. But that’s precisely why we need delightful distractions to get us through the day. And on this day, that includes discovering that a crochet pattern exists to help you recreate the “gun-toting, tiger tackling, mullet sporting, gay polygamist” that is Joe Exotic of Netflix’s sleeper hit Tiger King.