Woman orders marble chopping board from Amazon and gets a penis-y surprise in the pattern

Woman orders marble chopping board from Amazon and gets a penis-y surprise in the pattern

Metro.co.uk - Lifestyle·2020-08-04 23:52

Taking a knife to this just wouldn’t feel right (Picture: @tbcstan)

What do you see when you look at the picture above?

Perhaps it looks like someone has photocopied their junk in the work stationery cupboard? Or like one of the more tasteful of Seth from Superbad’s phallic drawings?

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