Apparently, when the lights are off, it doesn’t look like a penis — as much

Unfortunately for most of us, hopping a quick plane to Belgium this holiday season is out of the question since the country imposed non-essential travel restrictions from outside the European Union because of the global pandemic. What we’re left with in the U.S. are only images of light-filled streets, the Christmas Market in Brugge, and, oh, and these candle lights shaped like penises.